Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The Olympian is in my bed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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