This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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