real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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