i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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