Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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