what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
