I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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