that's an acceptable place to lick
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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