Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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