i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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