JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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