He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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