What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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