Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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