he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
