id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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