So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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