careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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