so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
you had me at cake vodka
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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