That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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