Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
