i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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