He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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