Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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