I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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