I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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