Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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