Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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