Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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