Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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