i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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