how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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