So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
