He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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