Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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