rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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