you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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