Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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