well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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