I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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