What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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