the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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