it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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