I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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