yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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