highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast