I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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