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(404): View more from Georgia

What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?

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(773): View more from Illinois

you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"

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(516): View more from New York

See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil

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(818): View more from California

She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.

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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....

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