:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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