is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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