i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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