I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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