He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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