it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
